forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

jessicaannstrother:

http://jessicaannstrother.tumblr.com/

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

shihji:

kabutopz:

what do men think about during sex?

memes

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

Team Service Announcement: Body Blocking - anangrysockpuppet

You can stop your opponents from capturing a point, or pushing a payload cart by simply standing on or near it. Any class near the point should at least make an effort to stall point captures if either team is close to victory. If your opponents have almost captured the last control point, or there’s just a few seconds left on the clock, a lone Engineer leaving from his sentry nest to block his opponents from capturing could give his team the two seconds they need for the power classes to respawn or get to the cart and push the other team back. 

Bonus Tip: Standing on a capture point your opponents have capture time on will revert their progress. Do this when a Attack/ Defense game goes into overtime, or when you’re about to leave and capture your opponents points in 5 CP games.

gentlemanbones:

donotfearthedarkness:

pyroness:

(x)

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.