an alive version of said troll! and his mutant sprite
![Oh boy, again!tritonResonance [TR]: Eratif Charat
Hey girl, what’s up? Wait, you want to know what’s up?! YOUR TEMPER, that’s what! Man, if you weren’t SO DOWN RIGHT NOW, you would straight up ASCEND and do something about this degrading bullshit! But later. You are FAR TOO BUSY exploring your interest of AIR TRAVEL! You’ve spent the past THREE SWEEPS studying the sea and clouds around you. A FAR REACHING VISUAL DEVICE, ‘obtained’ during one of your many ADVENTURES, has allowed you to look miles beyond your hiveblock and spot the GOING-ONS in OTHER troll’s yards. Of course you are not spying! THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING RUDE, not to mention a tiny bit CREEPY. On the other hand, I mean, it’s not like anyone else is KEEPING AN EYE ON THEM, you know?? You do know, which is why you and you alone need to KEEP an EYE on them. So what better way than to CONQUER THE SKY?
Aww fuck, seeing as how your LATEST ATTEMPTS HAVE FAILED MISERABLY, you don’t see why it matters. Oh well, you’ll be down in the troll dumps for a while, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU FIND YOURSELF A NEW MUSE.
Speaking of muses, you are starting to get PRETTY FREAKIN ANNOYED by all the SHIPWRECKS surrounding your hive. God, yeah, they’re YOURS, but so what?? You abandoned them the moment you realized HOW INFERIOR LIFE AT SEA WOULD BE. Not to mention those INSUFFERABLE SEA DWELLERS, ESPECIALLY not to mention how they nearly CLAIMED YOU FOR DINNER! Let’s not talk about that day.
But you’re sighing again because HOW COULD YOU FORGET? SIGH. You aren’t scared of death or anything, but that was a PRETTY FREAKY SITUATION by ANY troll standard! Luckily your LUSUS flew you outta there, but how UNLUCKY it was that her WINGS GOT CRIPPLED. Man, what awful timing! DRAGONHUSK WINGS are the best when it comes to AIR TRAVELING DEVICES.
Sometimes you get just so sick and tired of the universe’s dumb joke, FORCING you to take out all your frustration by HACKING INTO PRIVATE MEMOS and spamming them with HIGH RESOLUTION GIF FILES.
[YOU’D] DO IT IN ^TROLLIAN^ AS WELL IF IT’D ALLOW THEM, BUT [YOU] SUPPOSE ^FITS OF SCORN^ AND ^CAPS LOCK^ ARE CLOSE ENOUGH.
Man you are so good at making people feel like shit, you ALMOST BELIEVE THE SINCERITY YOURSELF, not like anyone else does. You get the feeling that sometimes they’re merely humoring your PLEAS FOR ATTENTION, but why do you care? This anger is REAL, dammit! All the HATRED! All the APATHY! And all the other words which mean the SAME GODDAMN THING!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyle5ycFPr1qkweg3o1_500.png)
Oh boy, again!
tritonResonance [TR]: Eratif Charat
Hey girl, what’s up? Wait, you want to know what’s up?! YOUR TEMPER, that’s what! Man, if you weren’t SO DOWN RIGHT NOW, you would straight up ASCEND and do something about this degrading bullshit! But later. You are FAR TOO BUSY exploring your interest of AIR TRAVEL! You’ve spent the past THREE SWEEPS studying the sea and clouds around you. A FAR REACHING VISUAL DEVICE, ‘obtained’ during one of your many ADVENTURES, has allowed you to look miles beyond your hiveblock and spot the GOING-ONS in OTHER troll’s yards. Of course you are not spying! THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING RUDE, not to mention a tiny bit CREEPY. On the other hand, I mean, it’s not like anyone else is KEEPING AN EYE ON THEM, you know?? You do know, which is why you and you alone need to KEEP an EYE on them. So what better way than to CONQUER THE SKY?
Aww fuck, seeing as how your LATEST ATTEMPTS HAVE FAILED MISERABLY, you don’t see why it matters. Oh well, you’ll be down in the troll dumps for a while, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU FIND YOURSELF A NEW MUSE.
Speaking of muses, you are starting to get PRETTY FREAKIN ANNOYED by all the SHIPWRECKS surrounding your hive. God, yeah, they’re YOURS, but so what?? You abandoned them the moment you realized HOW INFERIOR LIFE AT SEA WOULD BE. Not to mention those INSUFFERABLE SEA DWELLERS, ESPECIALLY not to mention how they nearly CLAIMED YOU FOR DINNER! Let’s not talk about that day.
But you’re sighing again because HOW COULD YOU FORGET? SIGH. You aren’t scared of death or anything, but that was a PRETTY FREAKY SITUATION by ANY troll standard! Luckily your LUSUS flew you outta there, but how UNLUCKY it was that her WINGS GOT CRIPPLED. Man, what awful timing! DRAGONHUSK WINGS are the best when it comes to AIR TRAVELING DEVICES.
Sometimes you get just so sick and tired of the universe’s dumb joke, FORCING you to take out all your frustration by HACKING INTO PRIVATE MEMOS and spamming them with HIGH RESOLUTION GIF FILES.
[YOU’D] DO IT IN ^TROLLIAN^ AS WELL IF IT’D ALLOW THEM, BUT [YOU] SUPPOSE ^FITS OF SCORN^ AND ^CAPS LOCK^ ARE CLOSE ENOUGH.
Man you are so good at making people feel like shit, you ALMOST BELIEVE THE SINCERITY YOURSELF, not like anyone else does. You get the feeling that sometimes they’re merely humoring your PLEAS FOR ATTENTION, but why do you care? This anger is REAL, dammit! All the HATRED! All the APATHY! And all the other words which mean the SAME GODDAMN THING!
![Here comes another fantroll-
And just who are you? Well, we don’t really know, nor should we. You like to think you are a COOL GUY to hang out with, but most of your friends think you’re kind of UNIMPRESSIVE. It’s what they say and yet you can tell they are INSINCERE. You know that they think you are HIDING SOMETHING but are TOO FRIGHTENED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT (them or you?). But maybe you are over thinking things, as you are sometimes won’t to do. Still, there is a way they act when you’re near that MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS and, in a way, just a little HURT.
But forget those losers! You mean pals, yes that is what you mean. PALS. Goddamn, that’s another one of those things that are CONSTANTLY SLIPPING YOUR MIND, like, who’s even in charge here? Anyway, none of that matters when you are busy with you VARIOUS INTEREST. Sometimes when you are prowling the VAST FIELD surrounding your hive, you like to LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF THE NIGHT. You immediately assume wild TUSKSNOUT SNORTERS are digging through your SECRET GARDEN, begging to be ‘taken care of’ just like in the movies you sometimes see. You don’t see them often though, but that’s because you’re much more interested in ARMAMENTS. Your favorite types of armaments are the ones which INFLUENCE SOUND AND ALSO BLOODSHED. It’s sort of a PERSONAL DRIVE, you guess. To KILL IN ORDER TO MAKE MUSIC or to MAKE MUSIC IN ORDER TO KILL. Cull. Umm… t-those two things go together like HOOVES and BEAST! Yes, they sure do! HOOVES AND BEAST, until they are separated by YOU; until there is blood filling your NOSTRILS and beneath your FINGERNAILS and and… wow, maybe this is why your friends think you are dull; you are so typical!
You don’t see why this really matters, though. The field in which you’ve built your hive is surrounded by RIDICULOUS TOWERING REEDS (or is it grass? Who cares; botany is boring, unlike you, who you reason as just TYPICAL). Your HIGH VANTAGE POINT and OPEN VIEWING PORTS allow you to know when something is on your TURF. You are doubly reassured by the addition of your WILLOWHAWK lusus! He is a gargantuan FEATHERBEAST with freaky HEAD-SPINNING ACTION; his eyes are HOLLOW and have this FUCKED UP EYESIGHT THING, which is a common trait he also shares with YOU. THE FUCKED UP EYESIGHT THING allows you to see SOUNDS, if that can make any sense. It doesn’t? Well you know who else it doesn’t make sense to? All the DEAD TROLLS and SLAUGHTERED BEAST which have tried INFILTRATING your lawnring, that’s who. But uh, you’re getting away from yourself again…
aLL In aLL you TRy To be a nIce guy, e<>en IF youR FrIends ThInk you’Re a BIT BoRIng (:f
You hope the numerously joyful emoticons help endear them to you, or at least stop them from being so afraid. Silly friends! You hope they do not take offense to this; you’re aware that SOMETHING IS UP and you are trying to FIX THAT WEIRD ASSUMPTION.
Quirk: capitalizes BDEFIJKLPRT for their single vertical lines, and changes ‘v’ to ‘<>’ to mimic a bullroarer
Name: Mharen Hargov
Handle: archaicProtheist [AP]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8xtcxdRf1qkweg3o1_500.png)
Here comes another fantroll-
And just who are you? Well, we don’t really know, nor should we. You like to think you are a COOL GUY to hang out with, but most of your friends think you’re kind of UNIMPRESSIVE. It’s what they say and yet you can tell they are INSINCERE. You know that they think you are HIDING SOMETHING but are TOO FRIGHTENED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT (them or you?). But maybe you are over thinking things, as you are sometimes won’t to do. Still, there is a way they act when you’re near that MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS and, in a way, just a little HURT.
But forget those losers! You mean pals, yes that is what you mean. PALS. Goddamn, that’s another one of those things that are CONSTANTLY SLIPPING YOUR MIND, like, who’s even in charge here? Anyway, none of that matters when you are busy with you VARIOUS INTEREST. Sometimes when you are prowling the VAST FIELD surrounding your hive, you like to LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF THE NIGHT. You immediately assume wild TUSKSNOUT SNORTERS are digging through your SECRET GARDEN, begging to be ‘taken care of’ just like in the movies you sometimes see. You don’t see them often though, but that’s because you’re much more interested in ARMAMENTS. Your favorite types of armaments are the ones which INFLUENCE SOUND AND ALSO BLOODSHED. It’s sort of a PERSONAL DRIVE, you guess. To KILL IN ORDER TO MAKE MUSIC or to MAKE MUSIC IN ORDER TO KILL. Cull. Umm… t-those two things go together like HOOVES and BEAST! Yes, they sure do! HOOVES AND BEAST, until they are separated by YOU; until there is blood filling your NOSTRILS and beneath your FINGERNAILS and and… wow, maybe this is why your friends think you are dull; you are so typical!
You don’t see why this really matters, though. The field in which you’ve built your hive is surrounded by RIDICULOUS TOWERING REEDS (or is it grass? Who cares; botany is boring, unlike you, who you reason as just TYPICAL). Your HIGH VANTAGE POINT and OPEN VIEWING PORTS allow you to know when something is on your TURF. You are doubly reassured by the addition of your WILLOWHAWK lusus! He is a gargantuan FEATHERBEAST with freaky HEAD-SPINNING ACTION; his eyes are HOLLOW and have this FUCKED UP EYESIGHT THING, which is a common trait he also shares with YOU. THE FUCKED UP EYESIGHT THING allows you to see SOUNDS, if that can make any sense. It doesn’t? Well you know who else it doesn’t make sense to? All the DEAD TROLLS and SLAUGHTERED BEAST which have tried INFILTRATING your lawnring, that’s who. But uh, you’re getting away from yourself again…
aLL In aLL you TRy To be a nIce guy, e<>en IF youR FrIends ThInk you’Re a BIT BoRIng (:f
You hope the numerously joyful emoticons help endear them to you, or at least stop them from being so afraid. Silly friends! You hope they do not take offense to this; you’re aware that SOMETHING IS UP and you are trying to FIX THAT WEIRD ASSUMPTION.
Quirk: capitalizes BDEFIJKLPRT for their single vertical lines, and changes ‘v’ to ‘<>’ to mimic a bullroarer
Name: Mharen Hargov
Handle: archaicProtheist [AP]
