Oh boy, again!
tritonResonance [TR]: Eratif Charat
Hey girl, what’s up? Wait, you want to know what’s up?! YOUR TEMPER, that’s what! Man, if you weren’t SO DOWN RIGHT NOW, you would straight up ASCEND and do something about this degrading bullshit! But later. You are FAR TOO BUSY exploring your interest of AIR TRAVEL! You’ve spent the past THREE SWEEPS studying the sea and clouds around you. A FAR REACHING VISUAL DEVICE, ‘obtained’ during one of your many ADVENTURES, has allowed you to look miles beyond your hiveblock and spot the GOING-ONS in OTHER troll’s yards. Of course you are not spying! THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING RUDE, not to mention a tiny bit CREEPY. On the other hand, I mean, it’s not like anyone else is KEEPING AN EYE ON THEM, you know?? You do know, which is why you and you alone need to KEEP an EYE on them. So what better way than to CONQUER THE SKY?
Aww fuck, seeing as how your LATEST ATTEMPTS HAVE FAILED MISERABLY, you don’t see why it matters. Oh well, you’ll be down in the troll dumps for a while, AT LEAST UNTIL YOU FIND YOURSELF A NEW MUSE.
Speaking of muses, you are starting to get PRETTY FREAKIN ANNOYED by all the SHIPWRECKS surrounding your hive. God, yeah, they’re YOURS, but so what?? You abandoned them the moment you realized HOW INFERIOR LIFE AT SEA WOULD BE. Not to mention those INSUFFERABLE SEA DWELLERS, ESPECIALLY not to mention how they nearly CLAIMED YOU FOR DINNER! Let’s not talk about that day.
But you’re sighing again because HOW COULD YOU FORGET? SIGH. You aren’t scared of death or anything, but that was a PRETTY FREAKY SITUATION by ANY troll standard! Luckily your LUSUS flew you outta there, but how UNLUCKY it was that her WINGS GOT CRIPPLED. Man, what awful timing! DRAGONHUSK WINGS are the best when it comes to AIR TRAVELING DEVICES.
Sometimes you get just so sick and tired of the universe’s dumb joke, FORCING you to take out all your frustration by HACKING INTO PRIVATE MEMOS and spamming them with HIGH RESOLUTION GIF FILES.
[YOU’D] DO IT IN ^TROLLIAN^ AS WELL IF IT’D ALLOW THEM, BUT [YOU] SUPPOSE ^FITS OF SCORN^ AND ^CAPS LOCK^ ARE CLOSE ENOUGH.
Man you are so good at making people feel like shit, you ALMOST BELIEVE THE SINCERITY YOURSELF, not like anyone else does. You get the feeling that sometimes they’re merely humoring your PLEAS FOR ATTENTION, but why do you care? This anger is REAL, dammit! All the HATRED! All the APATHY! And all the other words which mean the SAME GODDAMN THING!